Week 3
Sunshine, Shanks & Emotional Damage
For the first time all season, the weather was actually decent Thursday night — which meant guys officially ran out of excuses. Tough scene for the members who’ve been blaming rain, wind, cold, wet grass, and “tight backs” for shooting 104.
Week 4 Results
High Rollers
Top Guns
Sip It and Rip It
Slice & Dice
Pinseekers
Stag Knights
Travis Trail Blazers
Angry Birdies
Hilltop Hazards
Back 9 Bandits
The High Rollers finally backed up their name with actual golf instead of just reckless side bets and disappearing beer money.
Sip It and Rip It continue proving that 5 beers is apparently the ideal amount for swing tempo, confidence, and terrible decision-making.
Meanwhile the Back 9 Bandits remain committed to turning every closing stretch into a live crime scene.
Year-To-Date Standings
Angry Birdies
Stag Knights
Top Guns
Despite finishing 8th this week, the Angry Birdies still hold the overall lead. Turns out anger, nicotine, and passive-aggressive muttering is a winning formula.
The Stag Knights and Top Guns remain right behind them, meaning the standings are tighter than a guy trying to save double bogey with a 12-foot putt.
Van de Velde Watch
Week 2 Van de Velde winner Jeff Davidson STILL hasn’t submitted a picture wearing the BIB, meaning the pot grows yet again. A disgrace to the integrity of terrible golf.
Week 3’s new BIB winner is Lou Gallardi.
Lou — wear the BIB Thursday, send the picture, and collect the cash before this thing turns into a six-figure rollover.
This Week’s Sponsor
Huge thank you to the legendary Kevin Lill – ONbord Cabinets for sponsoring this week.
Established in 2019 and based out of Mississauga, ONbord specializes in manufacturing high-quality thermal laminate cabinet doors, edge banded doors, laminated panels, mouldings, and furniture components.
Basically, Kevin spends his days producing precision-crafted materials with exact measurements and flawless finishes… then spends Thursday nights watching this league chunk wedges, miss 2-foot putts, and argue whether a ball “crossed” into the hazard.
We appreciate the support, Kevin.
Please see attached last weeks results. Flights will be sent out before Thursday.
The Men's League Committee
